Playing Impossible to Get

"When it comes to felyne beauty, there is none that comes close to myself, nya. You can go ahead and ask all the felyne around and they'll tell you that I'm the prettiest, purr. I've won three consecutive beauty felyne pageants and I can win the favor of any lynian fellow that I come across... well all except one, but that's not important, meow. Everyday I take a warm bath to keep my fur soft and lustrous and import the best felvine perfume so I can turn heads wherever I go... Come to think of it, he never even looks at me when I'm around, myu. But i keep my nail nice and polished and why am I so invisible to him,nya? I've been trying to get his attention whenever he comes around town but I never seem to catch his eyes, mrow. Even when I pass him on the streets and I grace him by saying hi, he just says hi back and continues walking. I even tried to talk to him one time when I saw him at the gathering hall; The entire conversation, he didn't look up from his book, nya. So I got fed up asked him why that book was so important to him and he finally looked up, glaring at me and said that a beloved friend gave him that book and the things written in that book were infinitely more important than my life, nyah. My life, hiss? *ahem* Anyways, why do I even bother. He's obviously too stupid to comprehend my beauty. I don't deserve stupid people and you don't seem very smart yourself so I'm done talking to you."

--Self-proclaimed "Beauty Queen" of Felynes of Yukumo